february 9, 2013

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Every person deserves someone who makes them smile and laugh at their worst moments. We all deserve something better.” ~ Unknown

Biltmore Deer (snapseed)

Biltmore Deer (snapseed)

Lorri Dillon prepares taxes. She calls Stacy ‘Mrs. Vanderbilt’ for her philanthropic efforts. Last year she dubbed me a Kardashian. This year she called me Mrs. Carnegie. Lord knows why, I don’t have two nickels to rub together. From the first year we used her services to now, Stacy and I spend most of our time laughing with Lorri, and with good reason. Here, she’s showing off her ornamental deer with ruby slippers. The deer has lived in her desk drawer for four years. She claims it fell off the Christmas tree at the Biltmore Estate where she quickly, quietly, secretly placed it into her purse. That’s Lorri for you. It might be true. It might not.

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